Like you'd really mind. I mean, come on, you're HERE aren't you?
Whatever. This is already getting weird.
So - garden updates:
I have one again!
|Forgive me for only using pictures from my phone. I'm very lazy these days.|
Yes. It is official, I have planted the garden for the year.
And what did I plant without even asking you to Adopt a Crop because I'm just so obsessed with other garden-y things which I will talk about in just one second so quit pressuring me?
From back to front (which sounds wrong and gross, but that's *not* what we're talking about here):
Swedish Peanut Fingerling Potatoes
Tall Telephone Peas
Solly Beiler Cucumber
De Pierre Petite Lettuce
Toma Verde Tomatillos
Golden Greek Peppers
Numex Jalmundo Peppers (aka Jalapeno Popper Peppers - WT Garden woo!)
Green Giant Tomatoes
Brandywine Sudduth Pink Tomatoes
Better Boy Tomatoes
Plus, also the alleged Slo-Bolt Cilantro and a mess of Lettuce Leaf Basil, which LOVE.
And if you want to watch this garden as it grows and I take anal retentive photos of every step of its life and then record all of its harvests down to the last ounce and go completely monkey ass bonkers - you can follow me on myFolia, look at the myFolia gadget on the right nav bar, there or read this blog. Also, do not forget about The Finny Farm - it's the home for Crazy.
Because it's Garden Crazy All The Fucking Time Around Here, folks.
Speaking of which...
I think I am a nursery.
|Um, so, more than the four plants I have room for.|
You guys were warned when I told you I was going to learn to FINALLY GEEZ start tomato transplants from seed and properly harden them off.
You knew it'd come to this.
And, alas, it has.
I have gone 100% over to the dark side of my Crazy.
|I realize - not the darkest of the dark sides, but wait.|
I knew I'd hit Full Crazy when I bought a laminator, but let me back up.
So, I think the tomatoes were about yay big in their four to five seedling trays when I had a little coming to Jesus moment with Bubba.
Me: Bubbs, I have to admit something.
Me: I think I'm going to have to make proper plant tags for all of my tomato plants.
Me: I think I'm going to have to make proper plant tags for all of my tomato plants and then give them to people in exchange for AIDS LifeCycle donations and then sell them at our neighborhood garage sale and then trade them for other goods and services.
Me: I think I'm going to have to just let my crazy out all over these proper plant tags though. Not just, like, write the names of the plants on a tag with a crayon, but, like, actually design some plant tags and then maybe make a support site and then try to get people to give me their seeds back so I can save them to do this again next year and everything. Like, I'm going to go all the way crazy with this and I just think that you should know.
Me: DOESN'T THIS SOUND FREAKY? AREN'T YOU SCARED OF ME?
Bubba: No. I assumed you'd do this.
Bubba: Yeah. Totally.
Me: Oh yeah? Well. I'M GETTING A LAMINATOR.
Bubba: Yeah. I suspected.
Me: OK. I give up trying to scare you. You're UNSCARABLE.
Bubba: That's not a word.
So, yeah, not sure why I feel like I need to let you guys in on the mundane and boring conversations that go on between the Bubba and I, but basically, he can see the future, I'm crazy and my Crazy leaked out all over the tomato transplant situation to the point where I custom designed plant tags for everything, laminated them, built a support site to gather pictures and tomato seeds and other people's Crazy and holy hell if it's not all the way out of control and so super fun that I'm feeling like an extra big nerd.
And for those who came to pick up their tomatoes last weekend, they got to see my Crazy in person and no one was even scared.
|See? That is not the face of a scared person. Brave woman, she!|
Like my mom used to tell us when my brother was acting up around the house, "DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!"
I think that applies, but now that I'm a grown-up, I don't have anyone to warn me.