|OK. Let's do this.|
|Though the wardrobe changes are getting a bit strange.|
|I'll wear a tutu if it means I can be done soon.|
There's a lot of lubrication that goes into a 545 mile bike ride. Though - and let's be honest here - with this many fabulous men about, what else could you expect.
People, the fabulousness is off the charts. And I want to hug them all and have them over for drinks and get some wardrobe advice and also watch them walk around in Speedos because, come on.
|I've never seen so many beautiful and fit men in all my life.|
|Just in case you thought that last one was an anomaly, I'm here to tell you that - No.|
|Look, I was driving, it's the best I could do. Just take my word for it.|
|Sure - you THINK he's a roadie who's going to go change and start handing out granola bars...|
|But no. He's going to get on his bike and ride 40 miles up a huge hill with 6 inch platform heels balanced on his clipless pedals.|
Right now I have to pack up a fifth hotel room (thankfully not one that involves lighting myself on fire and throwing away anything that has touched the floor) and move down the coast a bit to set up shop in Ventura before Bubba pedals in for the end of Day 6.
Not that it's a rough life - I'm actually loving this pretty well what with the wine tasting, spa trips, farm visits, roadside pie stand tastings and beautiful scenery - but I do take my Personal Bubba Roadie responsibilities seriously.
Plus, I know you all want more pictures of hot men.
OH! Are you a dude reading this blog? Sorry! Here are some hot chicks:
|If you're into the school girl thing...|
|the super hero thing...|
|or the S&M thing.|