Apparently Pickle CHiPs is about to become Pickle MHiPs.
Pfft! Keep up!
It means that the winner of this year's Adopt a Crop prize of Lemon Cucumber Pickle Chips lives in Montana.
And which fabulously lovely blogger might that be?
Well, you can just look here, read through to the end of this post OR play along with some Super Fun Blogger Trivia.
You decide. Just SEE if you can guess who it is before clicking through the links. I double dare you or something.
Commencing Super Fun Blogger Trivia...
- She has a chicken named Paige
- She has a daughter called Bug
- She is a she (hey! not a real clue!)
- She has a dog named Alice
- She has presided over wedding ceremonies
- She was my #2 Blogger Blind Date
- She really knows what to do with Brussel's Sprouts
- She harvested 4+ gallons of peas this year
- She is currently With Bun
- She wears tops as skirts
So - do you know who it is? Huh huh huh?
Well, this isn't the end of the post, but I'll stop teasing now - the winner of the desirable and glamorous jar of Lemon Cucumber Pickle Chips is the pleasingly sassy Dig This Chick.
So, dig, since I already have your address (STALKER ALERT!), I'll just send these guys off to you. But, first, you shoot me an email to let me know you still want them, kay? If not, maybe one of these 30 other fuckers does.
No. I did not just call you all fuckers. Where do you guys get this shit?
This will close off the spring/summer edition of Adopt a Crop, since the cukes are done and the pickle chips awarded.
Remember though, I told you that you could start thinking about what your winter crop might be. So, maybe start doing that, and remember to include things like onions, garlic, potatoes and fava beans.
BUT JUST THINK ABOUT IT!
That's it, now. Don't let me catch you leafing through seed catalogs else I'll smack your ass. With my foot.