(Look. I know you guys are all, "Where the eff is post 999 and 1,000 and what is the BIG HUGE THING NEWS? and all that.
I want to tell you.
All in good time.
Meanwhile, post 999 is in the capable hands of SUPER SECRET GUEST POSTER and I'm tweeting daily BIG HUGE THING NEWS hints.
So, if you don't already follow me on Twitter, I'm @finnyknits. My daily hints are tagged #BIGHUGETHINGNEWS.
If you hate Twitter with the fury and soul-melting heat of a thousand fiery suns and won't be talked into such behavior even to get a glimpse at shoddy photos taken with my phone and obscure references to subjects that I'll cover in the future after the BIG HUGE THING NEWS is announced, well, OK.
I mean, do whatever you like, really. I'm not here to plug Twitter. They're just a company with a bird logo.
So, there you go. A little something to hold you over.
Now SHHH! You didn't see me here.)