Remember when I was all, "BERMUDAGRASS CAN GO FUCK ITSELF", or whatever ? Because it was the worst/ the devil's landscape ma...

So, let's rest assured that I've not lost my incredible delusion. When we were moving, I was making absurd declarations left an...

I really thought I'd have more glamorous shit to report from our New Life In The Country, as it's been called, but who the hell know...

So, I went to Germany to look at some farms. And look I did. A LOT. My eyeballs are tired from all the lettuce looking. And ...