We're still counting down to 1,000, and this post will serve as 997, but I have a very important announcement for which we must all paus...

So, you guys have some random ideas for me to cover over the last few posts before we hit 1,000 . And, I'm sure I'll half-assedly ...

I realize that I'm supposed to be here writing about mysterious and burning topics , but I think that you know that the #1 Tomato Day is...

Let's just fricken do this - the kids subject. So, Bubba and I have been together for just about a dozen years, married for eight and ...

You know what's on the horizon out there? Aside from the sun and shit? My 1,000th post. Yep, that's the right amount of zeros. S...

Once upon a time, Bubba gave me a pile of dirt. Remember ? Yeah. Me too. And let us also remember that I got all eager beaver crazy pupp...

How rude of me to totally not give you the moment by moment account of your Adopted Crop of 2012 : the dirty hippie Berkeley Tie Dye tomatoe...

I'm just stopping everything to tell you guys about iced tea. STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING. Because it's amazing iced tea ...