Because who wants to talk turkey? Turkey's not that good. Particularly when compared to tomatoes. 180 pounds of tomatoes. Gimme ...

Yeah, who knows what that time is supposed to mean. I mean, last year's duathlon time seemed pretty meaningless because I didn't ...

I have a duathlon this weekend, friends. Yes, that one to which I've vaguely alluded over the past few months during which I've t...

When I sent an email to my team at work telling them I'd be out of the office for a dorky reason which I'd talk to them about offli...