So, technically, my absence will be partially due to fishing, but also I'll be gone hiking, kayaking, romping in the woods with the dog,...

You know what I love about me? My extreme delusion. For example, at the beginning of this gardening season, I planted these gorgeous gre...

Seven years ago today, Bubba rolled the dice on the rest of his days and married me. Whoops. No backsies! Since then, well, it's ...

This is not a sub-60 10K time. As you can plainly see. And that is because of a few things. Not that I'm making excuses for my slowness,...

OK, I have a race tomorrow and I should be losing my shit for your entertainment right now over that, but I just can't go one more minu...

DUDES. It's been too long. I mean, I really meant to post as soon as I got home from my fab weekend with Africankelli in Colorado an...

DONG. I say, "Dong" ever time I find a new cucumber on the plants. Or when I see a cucumber I've seen before on the plants...